Bed habits
Posted on February 25, 2007 at 11:06 am, with Comments OffCategory: General
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Dearest Husband,
You do not need to turn on the bathroom light to go to the bathroom. That light is placed in such a way that no matter where in the bedroom our bed is at, the light will shine directly into my eyes. It’s because of this that God invented night lights, and I then bought them and put not one but two in our bathroom. Please. Leave the damn light off!
Stop rolling over into my spot when I get out to check on Ry or use the bathroom. I then have to come back and shove you back, grr!
Do continue to spoon me as we fall asleep. I love feeling the solidness and warmth of your body against mine, and your arms around me.
And humping me in your sleep? Annoying, but in a very cute way. Please continue.
Love,
Wifey
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