My arms are covered in bruises. My wrist has a bruise on either side of it, suggesting that I am the victim of domestic assault. Well, unless a box counts, it looks like I’m SoL.
I also managed to give myself a paper-cut like cut. From the rather thick (or so I thought) edge of a cardboard box. I now have a nice scar on the palm of my left hand.
And last night I cut my hand on the fridge door.
Then there was last week’s episode of breaking toes (still tender, hurt to flex, but I can walk normally, yay!).
And last month’s episode of falling (while holding Ryan) and bruising/gashing up both knees and my right hand.
Can I not go one single day without somehow hurting myself???


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