My name is Jenn, and I'm a 27 year old married and babied chick. In addition to a husband, a seven year old daughter, and a five year old autistic son, I also have four cats, three hermit crabs, two frogs, a few fish, and one snorty little Pug. I work from home doing a variety of writing and even some web design. I love blogging, digital photography and web design.
Date: September 11, 2007 at 7:39pm
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Dear Computer,
What crawled up your motherboard? In the past forty-eight hours, you have done the following:
- refused to recognize an HP brand (same brand as you! You guys are like, cousins!) webcam
- stopped recognizing BOTH the CD-RW and DVD-ROM drives
- caused Cute FTP Pro to crash instantly and repeatedly
- open up 31, 39 or 42 windows of Internet Explorer whenever I click on an email ink
- deactivated Adobe Photoshop CS2
Seriously, what gives? What have I ever done to you? If anything, I have babied you. I clean your screen lovingly, I clear out dust from your case, I don’t install unsavory software, I keep your files organized. And just the other day I gifted you (okay, so it benefited me, too) with double the RAM!
Please stop. 
Love,
Your owner
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