I’m spending my Tuesday evening laughing at penis pictures and the three women who mock them. I wish I was kidding. But I’m not. Seriously, this crap makes me GIGGLE MY ASS OFF UNTIL TEARS ARE STREAMING DOWN MY FACE. Interested? Google “Desperately Seeking…Something?” and see what pops up.
Did I mention my movie outing last night was great? Good Luck Chuck was a really good movie. I’m currently talking to J about doing it again. I want to go to a bar, I think. I’m twenty-three years old and have yet to get drunk. The most I got was a bit tipsy from some dacquiris. And even then, I stopped, because I was too busy watching Dan get smashed on his 21st birthday!!



Probably not a good idea to get drunk around a man other than your own.