Dan is suffering from a good dose of long awaited karma. For years I have been misplacing my keys. Sometimes it would be me tossing them aside, leaving them in the door, or, as I’ve done once or twice, managing to leave them in the ignition. More recently, Alyssa and Ryan have rummaged in my purse or grabbed things off of my desk or moved things, which”helped” with my keys being misplaced.
Every single time I would scramble around looking for my keys – and almost always when I was in a hurry and needed to get out the door, pronto – he would sit back and assume a holier than thou stance and attitude, gloating about how he never lost his keys, and bitching at me for being so careless.
Right now he is running around like a chicken without its head, trying desperately to find his keys in time for tomorrow. He lost them sometime between last Sunday and Thursday, when he realized they were missing. It killed him to admit that HE lost them, and that I had nothing to do with them.
This, my dear readers, is what I like to call a nice healthy dose of long awaited KARMA. BWAHAHAHA!


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