Several years ago, Heather of dooce.com made mention of a Five Fame Fuckers list. This list is comprised of five people you would like to sleep with. Obviously these five celebs must be ones you would never have a remote instance of bumping into in real life!
So without further ado, my five!
1. John Cusack
2. Matthew Broderick
3. Ryan Reynolds
4. Dane cook
5. Stuart Townsend
Excuse me. I’m ovulating, so I’m ready to pounce on anything with a penis. Since none of the five above are within reach, I’m going to go find Dan.



Dane Cook? Eww. No, kidding. I don’t think any less of you. -w-