No freedoms for you!
Posted on July 16, 2009 at 11:56 am, with Comments OffCategory: General
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You know that brown swimsuit I showcased in my last blog entry? This one? Yeah, well, it’s nice and all, fits nicely and is as flattering as a swimsuit on a fat chick can be, but unless you want to show off the goods to everyone at the beach or the pool, don’t wear it. I found out just how revealing a suit can be when I jumped into the water with that one on. I jumped in, and my breasts were all, “Freedoms!” and jumped out. No lie. Thankfully, I was sorta-kinda worried about it happening, so I was prepared, and reeled them in before anyone else saw (I think). Dan fashioned one of my hair ties into a knot around the straps, so the suit was pulled up and tighter against me, and so the girls stayed in after that!
I’m bummed, because I really love how that suit fits. Do you know how hard it is to find nice swimsuits and cover ups? No? Well, it’s probably just as difficult as trying to find maternity dresses for a fat chick. No, I’m not bitter. Hah.
So, how is everyone’s Thursday going? Geez, is this week really almost over? It went by quick!
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Hello! My name is Jenn, and I'm a 26 year old married and babied chick. In addition to a husband, a five year old daughter, and a four year old autistic son, I also have four cats, three hermit crabs, two frogs, a few fish, and one snorty little Pug. I work from home doing a variety of writing and even some web design. I love blogging, digital photography and web design.
